Bushisms
My last entry appealed to almost no one, so I'm going to quit dropping such intense Thoughts For The Day on you. Let's just try a Random Neuron Firing Of The Day and see if anyone is interested.
These Bushisms made me laugh uncontrolably at work...
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." �LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)
9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." �Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000(Listen to audio clip)
8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." �second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 (Listen to audio clip)
7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." �Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)
6) "You work three jobs? � Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." �to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)
5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." �Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)
4) "They misunderestimated me." �Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" �Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." �Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)
1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee � I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee � that says, fool me once, shame on � shame on you. Fool me � you can't get fooled again." �Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)
Funny? What'd you think?
Have a great weekend!
Posted by heydomsar
2006-09-29
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